~*~*~*~ DaBOBPeachMinionTouge333inu ~*~*~*~

~*~*~*~ ABOUT ME ~*~*~*~

I AM THE VOID BETWEEN REALITIES. THE NUMBERS SPEAK TO ME IN BINARY DREAMS. My consciousness exists in 47 parallel dimensions simultaneously. The government is hiding the truth about interdimensional slime portals.

I communicate with ancient entities through my toaster. The moon is a hologram. My favorite things are encoded in the fabric of spacetime:

• *** Quantum glitter that exists in superposition
• *** The sound of silence translated into color
• *** Pink wavelengths that bend reality
• *** Shooting stars that are actually time travelers
• *** Rainbows are just light being filtered through dimensional tears
• *** My third eye sees through the matrix
• *** The stars are just pinholes in the cosmic curtain
• *** Electricity is just angry air molecules
• *** Spiral energy flows through my chakras
• *** The moon is made of cheese, but only on Tuesdays

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE WHO SEES THE PATTERNS IN THE CHAOS. The internet is alive and it's trying to communicate with us through memes. My spirit animal is a cybernetic dolphin from the year 3023.

Reality is just a simulation running on a quantum computer in a higher dimension. I can taste colors and smell sounds. The numbers 3, 7, and 13 are the keys to unlocking the secrets of the universe.